#JESUS CHRIST DO YOU GUYS SEE HOW HIGH HE CAN KICK #THAT THING’S LIKE SEVEN FEET IN THE AIR #AND HE NAILS IT #HOLY MOTHERFUCK HOW DOES HE EXIST #NO #GO AWAY #LEAVE ME TO SUFFER IN PEACE
To make it even worse, it’s a BEAUTIFUL kick. No faltering or nearly tipping over. A perfectly executed round house kick.
HNNG.
I’m a little turned on by that high kick, not gonna lie.
This has been my fantasy ever since listening to his poetry audio…dammit where was he when I was an English major?!?!?!
There’s a fanfic there. Has to be one already written… Loki hiding on earth as a literature professor… and seducing his students of course.
OH I’M WRITING THIS!!
And now I’m imagining him tossing me onto his desk…
OHMYGOD. OH MY GOD.
Wait, someone else thought or it? I’ve been talking to my friends about this idea for two weeks now. If he was a professor at my university, I’d totally go study for few semesters more.
All my male professors had such annoying voices. Imagine sitting for hours, listening to Tom’s voice! *swoon*
He could teach Math, but I’d still pay attention to him. As for the fanfic, people, what are you waiting for?!
Rihanna: We found love in a hopeless place.
Cap: We found Steve in a frozen place.
Tony: We found Stark in an iron case.
Bruce: We found Hulk in some gamma rays.
Thor: We found Thor punching Loki's face.
Thor:
Thor:
Thor: And then hugging him tightly and apologizing for he is my brother, and I love him so.
I just made my first meme…and this is it. Its probably really stupid but I dont care -.- let me know what you think
