LOSING MY SHIT
im gunNA VOMIT
"Of course you have left overs that looks fucking gross" I LOST IT THERE
i literally cannot decide if this is negative propaganda or not lol
in stories featuring aliens, they’re always like “on my planet this never happens!” or “in my culture, this differs from your human culture.” and that’s neat and all because i like worldbuilding and all that jazz but wouldn’t it be fun if they just. couldn’t do that?
i want a…
Majestic Motherfucking Creatures we are.
This is sensational
This is the best post
This photo set popped up just in time.
EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS A LIE
all i want is attention but only from certain people
u ever draw something and it looks REALLY GOOD and you’re like
reasons to date me
- no pressure to wear pants in my presence
- or any clothes at all really
- but it’s up to you
- u can be big spoon or little spoon
- totally your choice
- i’m always ready to make out
- also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it
- i’ll let you lick it though
- i mean the ice cream cone
- well not just the ice cream cone